"Always Carry an Umbrella, Kid"

I've been rocking The Millennium's "To Claudia on a Thursday" fairly nonstop recently, but I had no idea the album version was so hugely superior, thanks to the Prelude, available here for looking and listening...

And should anyone forget that Chris Bower is a genius, please have even the gentlest of ganders at his "Wit: My Text From Write Club," the entirety of which is goddamned amazing, as the line following will attest:

My grandfather used to hide from God in bars. When people used to ask him why he thought God couldn't find him in bars, he would say, "I don't believe in God, I am not an idiot."