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Salman Agah's got himself a pizza place open in Los Angeles now, and this article on Already Been Done shows that Carnie's definitely still got brilliance in him, see for example the Google Map dick drawing for context, with The Berrics and Dyrdek's warehouse factory playing the role of the dick's balls. And just listen to Salman hold court on the extensive research necessary for his Meat Jesus pizza...

I mean the dough is the big one because you gotta deal with just the environment alone. And then our dough is sourdough, so we do have our own starter that we feed and take care of -- I mean, the dough is like having kids, you have to take care of it.

Someone with kids please advise re: truth.